I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My penis needs a shock collar
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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