i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
