September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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