You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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