Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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