I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I came so hard my ears popped.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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