Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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