Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
