handjob tips. give me some.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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