You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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