Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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