So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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