He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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