So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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