Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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