I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
