covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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