I am puke
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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