margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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