I'm drive I can fine osifer
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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