Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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