1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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