im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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