So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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