I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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