VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
