Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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