i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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