I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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