their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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