Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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