Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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