I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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