More tranny stories later!
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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