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i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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