thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
