he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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