if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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