i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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