That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
