I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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