but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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