Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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