Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize