how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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