I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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