didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
