I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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