Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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