Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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