belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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