and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
