she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Come see our sink grown plant.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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